Top 5 reasons why New York is the Weirdest Place Ever
5. Forking over a few grand every month for your less-than-average apartment is normal
4. You realize here that parking your car is a privelege, not a right
3. There is a starbucks or a pharmacy on every corner... that's all we need, to supply the medicated, angry, crazy people here with double tall shots of caffeine
2. The fifth or sixth car back honking just 1/8th of a second after the light turns green
1. Criteria for being "a really nice area": only mildly malodorous streets, less than 4 resident hobos, and a night-club with a ridulous one-word name that ends in "ique".
7 comments:
I LOVE top 10's. But you only put 5 things. Silly girl! Can't wait to see you guys and give you a break from NY. By the time you are done with us you'll probably be wishing for NY.
yeah I was gonna say, you realize that you only put five right? I guess you have been spending too much time in Georgia.
Yeah, I guess I ran out of reasons half-way through and just changed the numbers...woops
Rach!! Um.. you got a blog!? Hello - where have I been? RACH!!! HELLO!! You live in NEW YORK!! That's totally rad. Or at least totally crazy from your top 5 list. I loved reading over your past entries - LOVE that your shoulder is going to be famous and that you went to Atlantic City. Sounds like you're livin la vida loca! Go rach! LOVE YA!
p.s. how'd you make such a cute blog title?
Rach...I totally love reading your blog! I read everyones blogs...that is how I stay in touch. Sad life I know, but I love hearing about your adventures! Keep up the great posts! I had no idea you were in NY! I am really going to be better at staying in touch!
who knew the things we'd find out here tonight!? i love your title, the big crApple...awesome, rach, awesome.
i'm so happy to see you soon. i love that you LOVE new york. :)
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